Yes, this is a real resume.

This is a resume we received at Spark several months ago. Sadly enough, we believe the applicant honestly thought this masterpiece was going to land him a job in an ad agency. If you saw his Myspace page this resume would make a lot more sense. However,names have been masked to protect the stupid.

Screw your iPhone!

Courtesy of Maddox from The Best Page in the Universe. This guy hates everything and everyone. This rant on the iPhone is a favorite.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

Survey says, " Capitol punishment hella effin badass!"

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Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

Neil will slap you in the f'n mouth.

Vintage: Don't Get Your Ass Kicked!

Let Chris Rock show you how.

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Breaking up is funny to do

A dramatic reading of a breakup letter. Be sure to read along with the audio.

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http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

Curb Your Enthusiasm: The best of Krazee Eyes Killah

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